He’s very interested in the presidential contenders.
Submitted by: Detachablepenis
He likes the ladies in bikinis and feather hats
He hides around the world.
He was at your high school football game.
He likes to listen to music while he waits for you.
CURSES!
—Zadornov after being found.
Sometimes he even hides in the past.
He would do the wave, but that would give away his position.
He be waitin’ in line for you to find him
BOSS, ZADORNOV HAS ESCAPED AGAIN!
